Over the weekend of March 29–31, 2026, a series of events in Newport Beach, California converged in a way that none of us planned but all of us needed. What follows is the full account of what happened, what was decided, and what was built. in one weekend.
Ryan performed a song and briefly spoke at the Biohackers World Conference in Newport Beach, while Josh worked the crowd and the RV outside. The reception was extraordinary. Dozens of selfies, deep conversations, genuine connection with the biohacking and wellness community. During the conference, Ryan met the team from Cortical Metrics, the company behind Brain Gauge. a clinical-grade vibrotactile measurement device that quantifies cortical function across eight metrics: focus, speed, fatigue, accuracy, sequencing, time perception, plasticity, and connectivity.
By the end of the conversation, Ryan had secured distribution rights for Brain Gauge, including the ability to recruit resellers and earn override commissions. This wasn't a cold pitch. it was a mutual recognition that Brain Gauge's measurement capability is exactly what our experiential distribution model needs to turn every demo into quantified data.
Ryan and Josh went to a house on Newport Beach. The garage opens onto the street and looks like a bar. people literally walk in off the sidewalk thinking it's a restaurant. They set up a Relax Sauna in the garage. Within one hour, three strangers stopped to ask about it, generating three organic leads with zero effort. The homeowner watched this happen in real time.
The house belongs to Bill Schultz. the founder of AlignMed. AlignMed is an FDA-registered posture technology company founded in 2005 with over 1 million users, 16 patents, independent clinical studies at Duke, USC, and the Steadman Philippon Research Institute, and a 25-member medical advisory panel that includes team doctors for the Lakers, Dodgers, Bulls, and White Sox. Bill founded the company after avoiding spinal fusion surgery by discovering a garment that retrained his body through touch and tension. He's been off addictive pain medication ever since.
Ryan was playing his ukulele on a Pivot balance tool on Bill's carpet outside the garage. Bill's son and his friends couldn't stop playing on it. Bill was singing and dancing. This wasn't a meeting. It was a Saturday night at someone's house. and every product in our stack was demonstrating itself naturally, without anyone selling anything.
The following agreements were reached over the course of this weekend and the evening of April 1–2, 2026:
| Agreement | Details |
|---|---|
| Josh → AlignMed Cofounder | Josh is now officially a cofounder of AlignMed with an equity investment schedule. This gives Ground Investments a direct co-founder relationship with an FDA-registered, clinically validated anchor brand. |
| Ryan → 51% Founder of Demo Vans | Ryan is the majority owner and founder of Demo Vans (and by extension Demo Buses and Demo Lines). Josh is the 49% cofounder. Ryan controls the brand, the architecture, and the operational vision. |
| Ground Investments Cofounded | Josh is Founder & Managing Partner. Ryan is Cofounder & Chief Strategy Officer. The fund replaces the Clear Rock Group working name. |
| AlignMed Contract | Josh's contract with AlignMed covers his hard costs. He no longer needs to chase immediate revenue from new deals. |
| Brain Gauge Distribution | Ryan secured distribution rights with reseller recruitment and override commissions from Cortical Metrics / Brain Gauge. |
| Newport Beach Carte Blanche | Ryan and Josh have carte blanche to use Bill's Newport Beach house for Demo Lines activations. Budget being negotiated as part of the fund raise. |
| Product | Margin Structure |
|---|---|
| Relax Sauna | Ryan keeps majority commissions. Josh gets 5-10% on his sales. Ryan can recruit resellers and earn overrides on their sales. |
| BrainTap | Below any other reseller pricing through long-standing relationship with Dr. Patrick Porter (since 2004). |
| Brain Gauge | Distribution rights with reseller recruitment and override structure. |
| Molecular Hydrogen | 50% margin. Safe unit with no explosion risk. |
| Olly Life Massager | Good margins. High impulse appeal at demos. |
| Awaken Functional Mushrooms | Wholesale and below-wholesale pricing from founder Christian. |
| Perfect Aminos | Strong existing relationship with favorable pricing. |
| CalyFx / Neo Sensual | Distribution partnership with Dennis D'Alessio. Fleet logistics partnership included. |
On the evening of April 1, Ryan and Josh had the conversation that reshaped the entire partnership. This was the turning point.
Josh's operating pattern. documented extensively in an 8,000-line Gemini AI conversation. was to sprawl. Territory economics, casino contact lists, fire station outreach databases, Clear Rock Group fund structures, AlignMed seed rounds, speakeasy concepts, 200 territories by 2027. Every thread was real, but no single thread received enough sustained energy to generate revenue this month.
Ryan told Josh directly: "You already have what you need. Stop chasing. Just service the one client you've got."
Josh was changed by this conversation. His own words: "You didn't just come up with a name. You fixed everything. All of the issues I had. you just fixed it."
Ryan reduced Josh's daily focus to two questions:
1. What demo experiences are happening today? This week? Where?
2. How did those experiences go? What did we get out of them?
The critical reframe: "We are an advertising company. We do demos. We don't have to close the sale. Exposure, engagement, and lead collection is enough. Sales that come from it are the value add. and that's why we keep the commissions."
Josh agreed that Ryan is 51% owner and founder of Demo Vans. He agreed to focus on the fund as his primary lane. He agreed to stop chasing new deals and instead prepare for the Saturday kickoff at Bill's house. He recognized, in real time, that the most powerful pitch he could make to investors wasn't a spreadsheet of 200 territories. it was a story of humility, focus, and partnership.
Clear Rock Group was Josh's working name for a holding company wrapping around two legacy brand partnerships: AlignMed (evidence-based posture apparel, co-founder status, aimed at a $100M–$1B exit via IPO or acquisition) and Human Touch ($60M+ revenue massage technology since 1979, exclusive mobile experience partnership). It included a territory licensing model ($175K–$250K per territory, 200 territories by 2027) and a Newport Beach physical HQ vision with retail, a wellness social club, a bar, a "Laboratory for Intentional Living," and content production space.
Clear Rock was a good vision in development. Ground Investments is that vision formalized. The rename reflects a thesis, not just a structure:
A concept Ryan introduced: the fund's portfolio doesn't just include traditional equity investments. There will be companies the fund loves and supports that aren't worth a large individual investment but are valuable to the community. The fund allocates a percentage of proceeds quarterly to these companies. They get to say they're invested in by Ground Investments. The fund gets a broader portfolio. It's a patronage model that builds goodwill, community, and breadth.
Josh's Demo Van concept was a mobile experience marketing business: custom Sprinter vans outfitted with high-ticket wellness products, rolling up to events, letting people try products, capturing leads. The scaling model was territory licensing.
Ryan didn't just name Demo Vans. he extracted the mechanism from Josh's vision and repositioned it as a format-agnostic experiential distribution platform. The vehicle is never the point. The demo is the point. The encounter between a human and a technology in a real environment is the product.
On the phone call the night of April 1, while Josh was listening, Ryan purchased demobuses.com and demolines.com in real time. In that moment, Josh saw someone who operates at a speed he doesn't. and understood why Ryan should lead this arm of the business.
| Format | Domain | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Demo Vans | demovans.com | Mobile Sprinter deployments. The front line. |
| Demo Buses | demobuses.com | Full-scale experiential environments. Multi-station, multi-sensory. |
| Demo Pads | demopads.com | Permanent anchor locations. Bill's house. Eminent Center. |
| Demo Spots | demospots.com | Temporary activations. Events, popups, parking lots. |
| Demo Lofts | demolofts.com | Premium urban locations. |
| Demo Gifts | demogifts.com | Gift cards and gift sets for experiences and products. |
| Demo Ratings | demoratings.com | Brain Gauge data made consumer-facing. Product scores. |
| Demo Tours | ··· | Multi-stop coordinated experiences. |
| Demo Retreats | ··· | Immersive multi-day destination experiences. |
Josh was stuck on the cost and complexity of van wraps. Ryan's solution: use product logo magnets on the van exterior. Swap them based on which products are being demoed. Use roll-up vertical banners for the demo story. QR code magnets for lead capture. This makes the van modular, affordable, and launchable now. the wrap earns its way in once revenue justifies it.
Josh had been sitting on a relationship with Dennis D'Alessio, who owns a fleet of wrapped buses that are sitting idle. Dennis has been wanting to do something with them but doesn't want the logistical headache. When Ryan helped Josh realize that Demo Lines wasn't just vans. it was buses, too. Josh immediately connected the dots: Dennis already has the fleet. This is not a future acquisition. This is existing inventory waiting for an operator.
Every product in the Demo Lines stack was selected because of a pre-existing relationship, pre-negotiated margins, and the requirement that it must be experienced to be understood. The stack was not assembled strategically. it assembled itself over years of Ryan's relationships. It maps, without anyone planning it, onto Ryan's Star of Youth framework: Heat, Light, Coordination, Prosody, with Conductivity at center.
| Product | Role in Stack | Relationship |
|---|---|---|
| Relax Sauna | Thermal core. Infrared radiant heat. | Ryan's primary margin. Phil Wilson backing. Deep relationship. |
| AlignMed | Structural alignment. Passive neuromuscular retraining. | Josh is cofounder. Bill Schultz relationship. |
| BrainTap | Neurofeedback. Audio-visual entrainment. | Dr. Patrick Porter. Ryan's relationship since 2004. |
| Brain Gauge | Measurement. Before/after cortical data. | Distribution rights secured this weekend. |
| Molecular Hydrogen | Cellular antioxidant delivery. | 50% margin. Safe unit. |
| The Pivot | Active coordination retraining through play. | Ryan's company. Balance Tools LLC. |
| CalyFx / Neo Sensual | Consumable hemp strains + intimate wellness. | Dennis D'Alessio. Fleet logistics partner. |
| Awaken Functional | Functional mushroom formulations. | Wholesale from founder Christian. |
| Perfect Aminos | Performance nutrition. | Strong existing relationship. |
| Olly Life | Shaken massager. Impulse demo product. | Good margins. |
| Human Touch | Massage chairs, cryotherapy, contrast therapy. | $60M+ revenue. Exclusive mobile experience partnership. |
The Conductivity Stack: Someone sits in a Relax Sauna (heat), wearing an AlignMed shirt (structural alignment), with a BrainTap visor on (light + sound entrainment), inhaling molecular hydrogen (cellular delivery). Before and after, Brain Gauge measures their cortical function. This isn't a product demo. it's a multi-modal intervention that can be quantified in real time.
| Person | Role | What They Bring |
|---|---|---|
| Bill Schultz | Founder, AlignMed | 20 years of clinical research. FDA registration. 16 patents. 25-member medical advisory panel. Newport Beach property. His origin story mirrors Ryan's. body broke, found non-surgical healing through a physical interface, medication-free ever since. |
| Dennis D'Alessio | Founder, CalyFx / Neo Sensual | USC-trained (Entrepreneurial Studies & Finance). Founded SBN.com. largest online directory publisher worldwide in the late '90s (AOL, Intel, ABC, NBC, NYT). Manages a private equity firm investing in real estate and startups. Owns fleet of wrapped buses. Lives in Newport Beach. Founded CalyFx after losing his brother Bill to autism/seizure complications at age 32. Personal mission in wellness. |
| Phil Wilson | Relax Saunas | Putting money into the fund. Backstops the Relax Infrared division. Ryan's primary product relationship. |
| Dr. Patrick Porter | BrainTap | Neurofeedback pioneer. Relationship with Ryan since 2004. Best-available reseller pricing. |
| Mark Cottom | Eminent Center, Scottsdale | Cofounder of Eminent Center with Ryan. Multi-modality wellness facility. Arizona anchor. |
| Justin Vitarello | Roothouse Board | Founder of Fojol Bros (DC's pioneering food truck / traveling culinary carnival). Creator of Cataway Place retreat. Originator of the Elastic Highways concept. Had 100 double-decker buses lined up with modular outfitting plans before health issues. Currently re-engaging. calling Ryan. On the Roothouse board. His vision for transformational transportation IS what Demo Lines becomes at scale. |
| Cortical Metrics Team | Brain Gauge | Met at Biohackers World. Granted distribution rights with reseller override structure. |
This is not a coincidence. This is a basin of attraction.
Every major piece that fell into place this weekend happened within a few miles of each other. Newport Beach is not a chosen headquarters. It's where the ecosystem naturally concentrated.
The Vitality Prize (V Prize) is a Ground Investments-funded citizen science initiative measuring the impact of multi-modal wellness interventions on cortical function, coordination, and overall vitality. It was previously called the O Prize and has been renamed for clarity. everyone understands "vitality" instantly.
Every Demo Lines encounter generates a Brain Gauge reading. before and after. Those readings are tagged to which products were used, which combinations, what duration, what sequence. At scale across thousands of demos, this becomes the largest real-world dataset on experiential wellness technologies in existence.
The V Prize is built on the research framework at antiagingstudy.com. a cross-kingdom conductivity study pairing human vitality metrics with biological indicator organisms (Physarum polycephalum, Tillandsia, and Lilium). This framework was developed by Ryan over 25 years and provides the theoretical and methodological backbone for the V Prize.
The V Prize creates a flywheel: every demo is a data point. Every data point advances the science of vitality. Every advance makes the next investment sharper. The fund doesn't just deploy capital. it compounds in intelligence. Each investment cycle is informed by the data generated by the previous one. No other wellness fund on the planet has this feedback loop.
Demo Lines is the commercial proof of concept for a much larger vision that Ryan and Justin Vitarello began developing years ago in Sedona, Arizona.
Ryan and Justin operated a fleet of experiential vehicles out of Sedona: 15-passenger Sprinter vans, a Golden Gate Bridge city bus converted into a music meditation bus, a Knott's Berry Farm bus converted into a disco bus with reinforced floors and DJ stand, a dining car with a barber chair welded to the floor for presentations, prison buses with whiteboards "to free people's minds," food trucks serving vegetarian curry and kombucha, sleeper buses. They ran a restaurant with live music six nights a week (7th Dimension), a traveling culinary carnival (Fojol Bros / Fogel Brothers), and could comfortably move groups of 5 to 150 people throughout the Verde Valley.
Justin's vision: a network of experiential routes connecting anchor locations. Someone in Phoenix checks what's running. a double-decker bus with a live band rehearsing on the way to Flagstaff. They buy a ticket and ride along as the audience. In Flagstaff, they see a sleeper bus heading to Salida, Colorado. a healing bus with wellness technologies designed for rest during travel. They wake up and surf the natural river wave. From Colorado, they find a spoken word bus heading to Kansas City, a chess club bus heading to Louisville. Within a week, they've traveled from Phoenix to Miami by choosing routes based on what experiences call to them. not by following a fixed schedule.
Justin's deepest conviction: a fleet that can transport, shelter, feed, and bring joy to communities every day is also the fleet that can mobilize for disaster relief when something goes wrong. The buses that serve curry at festivals serve hot meals at evacuation sites. The anchor locations that host wellness lounges become temporary shelters. Justin said he would rest when the network could comfort 10,000 people in a day.
Demo Lines is the first operational layer of the Elastic Highways. The fund finances it. The V Prize measures it. Roothouse holds the permanent locations. And one day, the whole thing is a continental network of transformational transportation where the journey between two places is worth more than the destination.
| Domain | Purpose | Cost |
|---|---|---|
| demolines.com | Parent distribution brand | Acquired |
| demobuses.com | Bus format line | Acquired |
| demopads.com | Permanent anchor locations | $10.87 |
| demospots.com | Temporary activations | $10.87 |
| demolofts.com | Premium urban locations | $10.87 |
| demogifts.com + demo.gifts | Gift cards and sets | $10.87 |
| demo.deals | Partner/operator portal | $34.42 |
| demoratings.com | Brain Gauge consumer data | $10.87 |
| popupdemos.com | Event activations | $10.87 |
| feeladifference.com | Consumer campaign URL | $10.87 |
| ground.investments | Fund. primary domain | $7.49 |
| Total acquisition cost (domains) | ~$140 | |
| Domain | Purpose | Status |
|---|---|---|
| tryitonforsize.com | Consumer tagline / banner | $100/mo × 10 months |
| groundfund.com | First fund name | $666/mo × 6 months |
| groundinvestments.com | .com redirect | Acquired |
| demo.net | Future umbrella (fund acquisition) | $20K. on fund shopping list |
Estimated portfolio resale value: $25,000–$50,000 (conservative, pre-revenue). This increases significantly once operating businesses are attached to the domains.
| Number | Purpose | Status |
|---|---|---|
| (424) GROUND-I | Investor relations. California | Live. Ported. Text enabled. |
| (928) iGROUND | Sales/marketing. Arizona | Ported. Forwarding to 424. |
| Site | Status |
|---|---|
| ground.investments | Complete. Netlify-ready. Full fund site with ecosystem, model, team, V Prize, contact. |
| demolines.com | Landing page complete. Ready to deploy. |
| Address | Purpose |
|---|---|
| jjb@ground.investments | Joshua James Bailey. Founder & Managing Partner. |
| invest@ground.investments | General investor inquiries. |
| Entity | Ownership |
|---|---|
| Demo Vans / Demo Lines | Ryan 51% (Founder), Josh 49% (Cofounder) |
| Ground Investments (fund) | Josh. Founder & Managing Partner. Ryan. Cofounder & Chief Strategy Officer. |
| AlignMed | Bill Schultz. Founder. Josh. Cofounder with equity schedule. |
| Eminent Center | Ryan. Cofounder (with Mark Cottom) |
| The Pivot / Balance Tools LLC | Ryan. Owner. Fund investment target. |
| Roothouse Network | 501(c)(3) in formation. Ryan + board (Mark Cottom, Sherry Watson, Phil Wilson, Jashin Howell, David Gantner, Justin Vitarello, Maigen Bosch, Joshua James Bailey) |
Clean lanes: Josh runs the fund. Ryan runs Demo Lines. Bill runs AlignMed. Dennis runs CalyFx and the bus fleet. Phil runs Relax Saunas. Everyone has a lane. The fund connects them all. Demo Lines activates them all. The V Prize measures them all.
The three-layer architecture: Ground Investments is the commercial investment layer. Roothouse Network (501(c)(3) in formation) is the nonprofit layer, holding properties, community access programs, and the V Prize research framework. Demo Lines is the operational bridge between them. Revenue flows up through the fund. Impact flows down through Roothouse. The V Prize feeds data to both. This structure allows the fund to generate returns while Roothouse leverages tax-exempt status for property holdings, community wellness access, and research that serves the public good.